A late present to you, parents of the world!

13 things my mother taught me and 12 things Dad's enlightened me on.

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE a job well done:

2. My mother taught me RELIGION:

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:

4. My mother taught me LOGIC:

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC:

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT:

7. My mother taught me IRONY:

8. My mother taught me about the science of DIFFUSION.

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA:

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER:

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE:

14. My father taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:

 

 15. My father taught me about ENVY:

 

16. My father taught me about PATIENCE:

17. My father taught me about RECEIVING:

18. My father taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:

19. My father taught me ESP:

20. My father taught me HUMOR:

21. My father taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT:

22. My father taught me GENETICS:
23. My father taught me about my ROOTS:

24. My father taught me WISDOM:

25. My father taught me about JUSTICE:

Amelia Rice's guide to being an everyday Amelia

Want to be like me and use my slang? Probably not... but hey, maybe your friends do! Send this post to them so they can use cool "Amelia Slang," too!



Here's some things you can use in place of cursing (The best part is, you're not cursing!):


Pic of Amelia saying, that son of a hypocrite!

Hypocrite. A fantastic word. Fun to say, and people will never catch on to your intentional meaning of it.


pic of amelia stubbing her toe
pic of amelia saying angrily, sh'moley

Sh'moley. You've seen this one pop up in posts! It's like holy moley, except it's just a little different...



We stumbled upon that one, just like the following mash-up slang:

pic of CC: Woah! Look at that meganormous dinosaur! it's come back to life!

Meganormous is a mix of ginormous and mega.

pic of RJ: I spink that we shall learn to speak Spanish this year! ¿Cómo se frijol cabrito? 


Spink is mash up of think in Spanish. "¿Cómo se frijol cabrito?" translates to "How ya' been, kid?"


pic of nicole looking at her nail and saying, "Oh no! This is a disastrophy! My nail broke!"


Disastrophy is a combo of catastrophe and, of course, disaster.

pic of Amy saying, "I think my brain is going to explodinate from all the information you just gave me!"

Explodonate is explosion detonate mixed together.

Pic of Jennifer sprinting in PE ahead of the others yelling, Hurry up, you spokes!

Spoke is a mash up of the compound word "slowpoke."



Here are miscellaneous Amelia slang things:

Pic of jane crossing her arms and looking stooty and saying, It's fair and circle!"

Fair and circle. Why not? A circle is fair, just like a square!

pic of Conner holing up four fingers on one hand

pic of Conner clawing the same four fingers.

Four finger air quote. You know, most people do two fingers on each hand, but this way, you only have to hold up one hand! Easy as pie!

Anyway, If you want more, leave a comment or contact me!

-Amelia

Jane

Today, June 9th, we got out of school.

I was so excited, but as the today approached, I became filled with dread.

You see, Jane's going to graduate this year, and we are a few grades below her. We will probably never see her again.

It's simply terrible.

I didn't even know Jane until this year when we were placed in the same PE class. Nicole introduced her to me after she found out that the three of us play flute.

That was a little sad, because I sat right next to her and didn't even talk to her until Nicole.

But over the days, I slowly grew closer to her, and now I consider her one of my closest friends.

This video is dedicated to the one year we knew her.

Good luck, big kid. Have fun. I hope I'll be able to see you again. :*)

Love,
Amelia and friends

Ew...

nellie is scratchin in buggy
let out
lifts her leg and pees on my dads bag
hes like OH NOOO! and picks her up
shes so wimpy she flops over and cant stop peeing and pees on my dads face and hes like NOOOOOOOOO! and waving his arms. we slept thru this.

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