Sunday, February 27, 2011

Ode to my fingernails

I love my fingernails. They are really long, and all my friends want me to cut them, but I never will.




They have saved me on multiple occasions from sharp objects. For example, this morning in the shower, I narrowly missed cutting my finger with the razor. Fortunately, my lovely fingernails saved me! The razor chipped my nail instead of making me bleed.





Not only that, they have protected my hands from knives. Multiple times I have cut my nail, narrowly missing my hand. Nails to the rescue!


Also, they have saved CC's drumsticks. Conner stole them and put him up his shirt. After CC's many feeble attempts to get it back, I dug my nails into his flesh. He cried out in pain and dropped the drumsticks, leaving them open for CC to grab.




Finally, they have saved me from "physical abuse" by Alex, who loves me to pieces, but is very clingy. She loves to squeeze me to death, or maybe pinch me. I don't really mind, although it does hurt a bit some times. When I've had enough, I take a turn pinching her.


In conclusion, I will never cut my nails. EVER. They are an amazing asset to my survival in this violent world of mine.

- Amelia

21 comments:

  1. Hahaha Alex! She really does love you to death

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  2. ................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""@loveit.net

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  3. Yes, yes she does. :)
    Glad to know you guys like it.

    - Amelia

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  4. Did you guys get my email...

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  5. No.Did you send it to

    3sides3angles@gmail.com

    - A ME! lia

    PS - Check the contact page if you need to.

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  6. WHAT THE HECK




    DON'T POST THAT COME ON CC PLEASE NOT THE NAILS CC

    DO NOT EVER USE THE FINGER NAILS AGAIN OK NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









    PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









    YOU ARE REALLY MEAN

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  7. Um... my fingernails aren't that long... ?????

    That's Amelia.

    I'M Cecelia.

    From CC

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  8. Did you guys take the new poll?

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  9. Take the new poll, please.

    - Amelia

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  10. The part with the razor just gives me chills... disgusting!

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  11. Hey Amelia. I can't believe your rat, my bros two rats, and now my hamster have died!!!!!!!!!

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  12. ? what happened to the chat page ?!

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  13. I'm sorry Trent, friends of mine wisely enlightened me to the fact people were going to abuse it by acting immature inappropriate and giving out personal info.

    Most people do not know to keep their identity private and to be conservative on the facts they release to the Internet unwittingly.

    I'm sorry for any inconvenience or annoyance you are be experiencing.

    - Amelia Rice

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  14. PS: You ARE experiencing. Not you are be.

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  15. ask your mom about play A.

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  16. Thanks for remembering, A! Now I can give the info tomorrow. :)

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  17. did you send me the in fo yet if not please A.

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