ZOMBIE ATTACK!

Michael (Marvin) Walkes in his house and goes up stairs (it is dark and nighttime- only lightswithch upstairs) turns on light, turns around. scary zombie reaching towards him. falls down. realizes that OMG ITS a statue! glowing red eyes

Waterslides.

my neighbor goes down a water slide and a really chubby person is behind him and  the chubby person makes a tidle wave of water. :D

Ew...

nellie is scratchin in buggy
let out
lifts her leg and pees on my dads bag
hes like OH NOOO! and picks her up
shes so wimpy she flops over and cant stop peeing and pees on my dads face and hes like NOOOOOOOOO! and waving his arms. we slept thru this.

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Hay Par-tay!

The super fun hay time with "alex" and Addie (amanda)
throwing hay at eachother
it was in my pants and shirt and hair and mouth. Jane and everyone else started fussing lol
fussing is jane's word

So what do you think of this lady,

Collins horder rat lady tale hear.
like the simpsons cat lady

The Spider Story

I just had read spiders are scary, I couldn''t have agreed more with Allie.

I said I would be brave and kill every spider I saw so I went outside and murdered a bunch of bugs, spiders or not. (I thought I was so brave :) )

Anyway I get ready for bed and I am readin and see small spider, but I am home alone so spider looks meganormous in my mind so I forget all plans of murder and move to another room.

Spider follows me, I start freaking out and move again. Maybe house was full of spiders but now holed up in bathroom there are three spiders crawling out from the shower.

I start crying and go insane and jump up on sink. They block my path from the door, in my crazed mind I thouhgt they were taking revenge for their fallen spider friends.

I sit there for 30 minutes or so before cussing the spiders out and throwing everything i can reach at them.

Never have I killed a spider since.

Choir is boring

we are in choir and im bored. and keep looking at the clock
to pass time, make up insane had motions to the words.
get in trouble multiple times for it

Little kids are not smart.

My mom teaches dance to tots.
its called creative movement, and they use imagination to move and explore and have fun in space around them. like playing w scarves or with instruments.
or sitting on mats and pretending to be mermaids

sit on mats, ur a mermaid, what do you c? i c a fish... i c a dolphin... a BAd Dolphin. (moms like wtf y r little kids thinking of bad dolphins. y not bad shark?) ic more mermaids! they save us!!! ON THERES A TIGER IN TEH WATER AND IT CHASES THEM!!! there is a bear on the shore! (but youre safe! youre in the water!) yes but it eats us when we get back


charades!!!! moms a worm
she says i like the ground and dig in dirt! a lolliopop! (um, nooo. lollipops arent happy diging in the dirt) an apple, (no... but i like to eat apples!) a pig (after saying shes long and skinny)
im slimy, dont touch me. O A WORM!!!

what likes 2 b lo 2 ground? ( a ladybug.) um...

what likes 2 be hi? ( the moon! ) {Voo-piter!} moms like... uh...

Zzzzz...

johnny boy and Michel fell asleep in band behind timpany and we only woke up Michael. Johhnnay went to 5th p 10 min later

Squirrel,Geometry, Justine Beiber, ect.

 for the impressions part we are gonna have to link to their blogs., random funny things post, slow motion post

For this post, I decided to have some fun. Here are funny/cute things I collected into one post:

pic of squirrel on fence, far away, not looking at the camera
take the same picture but zoom up on it somehow rotate it a bit to the left
take the 1st pic and zoom in even more, rotate to right
close up of squirell facing camera, eyes red, glaring, tail in the air, being a rabid squirrel
pic of amelia hugging "Elane," younger sister. shes dressed in black with a red head band with the stringy things coming off the side, you know how they look
pic of elena running into the yard
pic of her dancing around while holding the head band
pic of headband in her hand
pic of it falling, the strings flying in the air above it
pic of it hitting the ground
pic of elena running inside, happy, un aware of the headband's absence. you can see it laying on the ground
pic of headband lying on the ground at night
pic of it laying on the ground at dawn, and sprinkler's are going
pic of it sitting there during the day.
same pic as previous, add the squirrel on the fence
same pic of it laying during the day, the squirell next to it.
pic of the squirrel RUNNING AWAY WITH IT IN IT'S MOUTH!!!!! and the tail is high in the air and it looks a bit like a cat running
pic of elena running after it, yelling AHHHHHHHHH!
pic of squirrel looking scared and dropping it
pic of squirrel running away even faster, the head band lying in the grass
pic of squirrel on fence, elenas picking up the head band.
pic of her hand with the headband held in it. it shows slobber and tears in the fabric.
pic of words saying: "THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: Do not leave your headbands outside or the squirrel will get them."
pic of squirrel looking really evil. make it as evil looking as possible

Geometry shapes!

pic of cone


pic of square pyramid


pic of cube

Uses for geometrical figures:


same pic of cone 

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pic of person using cone as megaphone
pic of person using cone as dunce cap. they are sad and in a corner on a wooden stool
pic of person stabbing some one with the cone


square pyramid pic

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pic of the pyramids of Egypt. make um really good!


pic of some one using the pyramid as a dunce cap in the corner on a 3 leg stool


pic of someone in a deep hole being scared covered by a big pyramid by a mean person. the scard person is waving their anrms like OH NO


pic of cube


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pic of a house with no roof


pic of someone using the cube as a dunce cap sitting in the corner on a three-legged stool


pic of someone hitting someone over the head with the cube.

I'm an impressionist!

pic of your impression of allies drawings. words say "Allie Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half"


pic of ur impression of tiffany from the cheshire cat, words say Tiffany from "The Cheshire Cat's Out of the Bag""


pic of your impression of arguing with a donut words: "Kate, Arguing with a Doughnut"


pic of your impression of Christine's drawings. Words: "This is my impression of Christine's drawings, of The New Adventures of Christine." http://newadventuresofchristine.blogspot.com/2010/10/being-famous-is-really-hard-work.html


pic of your impression of Seen and Said's drawings. Words underneath say, "Catherine of Seen and Said"

A RAINBOW!


here's a picture of a rainbow that u draw.

The female JUSTIN BEIBER!!! She's... JUSTINE BEIBER!!!



Here's a story about Jane, Math, and Martin Luther King.


Jane is SOOO smart.

 pic of jane with a big head and yellow sparklies coming from it cuz she's SOOO Smart. maybe shes holding a math book and pencil or somthing. but she looks really proud

She thought, like many of us at a young age (except in her case it was up until recently), that MLK = milk.

However, this is wrong. MLK stands for Martin Luther King.

Sorry, Jane.

pic of martin luther king with not equal symbol milk carton. underneath the equation, really small, jane looks sad. amelias next to her with a lazer pointer, pointing to the inequal sign

However, when it comes to math...

pic of MLK = triangle with angles "MLK" the problems in a math book, with janes hand right next to it.

pic of jane smiling really big and putting her hands in the air!

Speaking of math, Jane made another connection with her textbook

pic of jane looking at her textbook looking at line segmnet "TU"

piuc of jane like, WOAH!!!! shes shocked.

Did I ever tell you Jane's last name is TU? Well now you know!

pic of jane hugging her math book

pic of jane giving MLK the hand

Jane likes math better than Martin. Math she can connect with. Dr. King, not so much.

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