Jane is smart enough to stab herself

Remember Jamison? It was Jane for short, except her mom still calls her by her true name.


Well, Jane is a genius. She likes to stab herself.

pic of jane stabbing herself. and there is blood

Well, not like that. But here's the real story:

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Jane's favorite food: a sandwich.

pic of jane eating a nice MR PICKELS sandwich going MMMMM!

Her favorite sandwich: Homemade turkey, cheese, mayo, lettuce, and bacon on French bread.

pic of jane cutting bread happily.

pic of janes mom coming over scarily and yelling, "JAMISON! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? LET ME CUT THE BREAD FOR YOU!" and jane looks scared

pic janes mom cuts the bread for her, jane stands back

pic of janes mom putting the knife onthe counter, point up to the sky, saying there.

pic: jane continues to make the sandwich. mom goes away. you can clearly see the knife standing up. teh rest of the sandwich stuff lays around in clutters on the bread bord. except the cheese. its behind the knife.

Why did Jane's mother decide to put the knife like in that precarious position? Jane and I still don't know to this day. 

But her mother's strange decision was unfortunate for Jane.

pic of janes almost doe sandwich, and Jane's saying, "Where's the cheese?"

pic of cheese with sparkly yellow lines coming off it from behind the knife. text bubble points off screen saying, "Oh, there it is!"

pic of jane reaching over the knife for the cheese

pic of close up pic of knife going into her flesh with just a little blood.

pic of jane screaming OWWWWW! (in a white background) and pulling the knife out of her arm (do motion lines) and there is little blood.

Jane had stabbed herself on the knife, an event that caused much strain for her loving mother, who couldn't bear to see her daughter in pain, let alone with a piece of metal in her flesh.

pic of janes mom running in "Jamison? Jamison? Are you all right?" and moms crying as she sprints in the room. you can see jane holding the knife and smiling funnily. and weirdly.

pic of jane laughing. and smiling. w/ little tears "Haha, I just poked myself with the knife. That was scary."

Mom: Jamison, I wouldn't have put the knife that way I'd known you'd stab yourself. I didn't think anyone was stupid enough to do that.

Jane: Oh thanks, Mom.

Mom: I didn't mean it that way...

Jane: Sure mom, sure.

This experience led Jane to be wary of her mom's placement of knives, and Jane's mother now lets Jane cut her own bread.

pic of jane cutting bread happily while smiling

Also, Jane gets to brag about her scar.

pic of jane happily showing a crowd of people her scar, saying, "And this is the scar from when the angry mob pulled the knife on me... and stabbed me..."

Yah, sure Jane, keep dreaming... nobody stabbed you but yourself.

To the readers, be careful around knives. or you'll cut off your toes by accident someday.

picture of toeless feet.

Seriously, watch out.

- Amelia