Amelia Rice's guide to being an everyday Amelia

Want to be like me and use my slang? Probably not... but hey, maybe your friends do! Send this post to them so they can use cool "Amelia Slang," too!



Here's some things you can use in place of cursing (The best part is, you're not cursing!):


Pic of Amelia saying, that son of a hypocrite!

Hypocrite. A fantastic word. Fun to say, and people will never catch on to your intentional meaning of it.


pic of amelia stubbing her toe
pic of amelia saying angrily, sh'moley

Sh'moley. You've seen this one pop up in posts! It's like holy moley, except it's just a little different...



We stumbled upon that one, just like the following mash-up slang:

pic of CC: Woah! Look at that meganormous dinosaur! it's come back to life!

Meganormous is a mix of ginormous and mega.

pic of RJ: I spink that we shall learn to speak Spanish this year! ¿Cómo se frijol cabrito? 


Spink is mash up of think in Spanish. "¿Cómo se frijol cabrito?" translates to "How ya' been, kid?"


pic of nicole looking at her nail and saying, "Oh no! This is a disastrophy! My nail broke!"


Disastrophy is a combo of catastrophe and, of course, disaster.

pic of Amy saying, "I think my brain is going to explodinate from all the information you just gave me!"

Explodonate is explosion detonate mixed together.

Pic of Jennifer sprinting in PE ahead of the others yelling, Hurry up, you spokes!

Spoke is a mash up of the compound word "slowpoke."



Here are miscellaneous Amelia slang things:

Pic of jane crossing her arms and looking stooty and saying, It's fair and circle!"

Fair and circle. Why not? A circle is fair, just like a square!

pic of Conner holing up four fingers on one hand

pic of Conner clawing the same four fingers.

Four finger air quote. You know, most people do two fingers on each hand, but this way, you only have to hold up one hand! Easy as pie!

Anyway, If you want more, leave a comment or contact me!

-Amelia